i like that we say “oh, man” to express disappointment
because men are disappointing
birds are so ridiculous how do they even all exist???
i dont even
things that dont make any sense
jesus christ is that a duck
some kind of prehistoric nonsense
holy shit where is your beak even birds, BIRDS
the 2001 oscars are real and this happened in real life. this is something mankind should never forget.
I’m fine with this. If it means said place is complying with the ACA instead of trying to get around it by kicking their employees on to the exchanges via cutting hours to part-time, great. Here’s two dimes.
Twenty cents for a bill of over $20. So that employees get health insurance. This is a fucking ADVERTISEMENT for Obamacare.
DO YOU FUCKING REALIZE THAT THE SALES TAX WITH THE OBAMACARE TAX IS ONLY 8%???!
I LIVE IN BRITISH COLUMBIA, CANADA, AND OUR TAXES ARE 12%AND WE GLADLY PAY THAT
IF YOU’RE HAVING A WHINY LITTLE FIT OVER 8%, GROW UP
October 1, 1982: The discovery of cyanide in Tylenol capsules. 7 people died from the cyanide-laced capsules. No more cases of poisoning occurred beyond the first handful reported in early October. Yet the crisis showed how the (American) government could spring into action, issue warnings, change regulations, and spend money, when they thought the lives of Americans were at stake.
By comparison, 634 Americans had been stricken with AIDS by October 5, 1982. Of these, 260 were dead. There was no rush to spend money, mobilize public health officials, or issue regulations that might save lives. Everyone gasped a collective yawn over the story of dead and dying homosexuals.
|—||Randy Shilts, And the Band Played On: Politics, People, and the AIDS Epidemic, p. 191. (via aword4thegay)|
why in horror films when they show kids drawings they all have smiley faces and slightly human proportions when actual kids drawings are really bleak and surreal and unsettling like this
Every time I see Elizabeth i’s signature I get absurdly happy cause I just imagine her signing her name and doing a little twirly and then pausing and then adding a few more twirlies
“your majesty perhaps thats enough twirls” suggests William Cecil
“perhaps Im the motherfuckin queen” suggests elizabeth and adds 6 more