I heartily endorse this comic.
I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG
HOLY SHIT
should we just get everyone on tumblr to post the weirdest shit we have to scare away yahoo
im looking at you Sherlock fandom.
here we come
bring the crack au’s
I have an entire folder of this stuff. FOR THIS VERY MOMENT
god bless the sherlockians
Got some awesome natural lighting this morning! It was especially nice to see some sun after all the rain we’ve had lately.
You know, when you have kids and you love them and you’re proud of them you just want to kiss them on the mouth sometimes.
xmjc:
If you don’t have the means to adopt at least go play with the animals at your local shelter.
That’s such a lovely thing to do!
George Takei responds to “traditional” marriage fans.
i literally just want a calender of George Takei making faces with this signs. Like please mr. Takei I will pay you

this is 911 state your emergency
YES I NEED HELP IMMEDIATELY I CAN’T FIND MY LIZARD
911 I THINK MY LIZARD IS BROKEN
YOU THINK YOU’VE GOT PROBLEMS? MY PHONE SEEMS TO HAVE LOST IT’S LEGS
911 I CAN’T GET MY PHONE OFF THE RECEIVER
MA’AM YOUR PHONE NEEDS TO BE IN THE UNLOCKED POSITION AND MAY NEED TO BE PROVIDED WITH ADDITIONAL HARDWARE TO FUNCTION CORRECTLY.
Signal boost
YES HELLO 911 CAN YOU HEAR ME I DROPPED MY HEADSET IN THE WATER DO YOU READ
TO BE HONEST 911, I AM NOT SURE WHAT MY PHONE IS DOING
911 MY PHONE IS FACING THE WRONG WAY AND I CAN’T GET IT TO TURN AROUND.
yes 911 hello all these people are crazy














































